you’re arguing the schematics of my murders rather then trying to kill me
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That sounds like Magnus to me.
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My hairdresser is probably a better fighter than I am, given how skilled he is with a pair of scissors.
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What if he only gets those wavy kid scissors that barely cut paper
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Have you met me?
But you’re my friend.
Then he wouldn’t be a very good hairdresser.
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I’m kidnapping your hairdresser and replacing all his scissors with the funky shape ones. He will continue to be your hairdresser for the rest of your life after this. You can stop this by killing me. Do you
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anyway
i don’t feel much pain
the pain i do feel hurts and i care about it but
if someone who was like a twig and didn’t know how to fight punched me a few times it wouldn’t really hurt
so i think i could just try to hit you with my elbow to win
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i am confident that i would do better against you in a fight than multiple people in the top tier
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Did he not feel pain when he was hurt?
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I have a penknife.
with prep time i think i can better select a weapon then you so
like
a baseball bat
knives are very useless if you’re a metre away
the number of people who apparently think I can take them is really funny
you guys I am a wiry nerd
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its called “winning by default”
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I used to fence. I could probably hold my own decently if we get weapons. Not well, of course, I still couldn’t, like… physically swing a baseball bat, for example, my shoulders don’t function enough for that… but it’s not that hard to stab someone.
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This is just what I already have; with preparation, anyone could find something better.
You’ve still not answered the hairdresser question. Pondering the thought experiment?
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i have a cricket bat
so
I’m pretty good with a bow, funnily enough.
Used to have terrible aim until I got my glasses.