I could just get another hairdresser.
you monster
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Iām Australian. Everyone here has a cricket bat.
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You canāt. There is a spell in place restricting you from doing so. If anyone else, including you, attempts to cut your hair, you will disintegrate like the sand castle
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in elementary school we used to play this game where you would take turns hitting the other personās hand and the first person to give up lost
I was INCREDIBLY BAD at doing any amount of meaningful damage to the other person but I frequently won with the strategy of ārefuse to give up even when my hand was actively red and raw, other player concedes because they donāt actually want to cause permanent injuryā
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Oh, godā¦ I think I tried to use a bow once and couldnāt physically pull back the fuckin string. It wasnāt even recently, tooā¦
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Eyyy.
I appreciate that everyone knows they would kick my ass.
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I AM NOT THE SAME LEVEL AS MAGNUS
Yāknow what, sure. Since magic suddenly exists, Iāll kill you and let you respawn at your bed.
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No I die forever permanently.
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You know how cop-out fantasy rules work. You can do anything you want, except bring back the dead.
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Youāre a demi-lich, and your soul is contained in your Mets cap.
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you two are both in āi actually have no idea how id do against youā tier
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Can we make a Chess against FOLers tierlist?
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Yeah, I know, but in this thought experiment Iām not. Or maybe the Mets cap will be destroyed.
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iāve played seven total games of chess in my entire life
We can make it eight.
iāve lost against bots in chess enough for a living
i donāt want to get destroyed against an actual person for the first time in four years