And rocks. Which I am throwing at people
Every nice grandma has their sass too
Iāve had people assume Iām in my 60s because of the name before
Do you need special massaging too?
I donāt think this would ever even remotely happen today but thatās because I have stopped pretending to be mature online. I promise I am capable of it. Was capable of it
Being called May is a bit uncommon
I Am This Way On Purpose
Yeah. Itās more common as a middle name. After someoneās grandma or somehting. Itās a good name though
I get why people donāt give it to their kids often, cause theyāre like āohhh the kid wonāt want a Grandma Nameā. But I like it a lot and I picked it myself so I get to Win
I am on the right track baby, I was born this way
Born this May
I should probably take an Advil given I can physically feel the inflammation in my joints and thatās why Iāve not slept despite it being 3 in the AM and having been lying in bed for Six Hours but I donāt . Want to get up
Born grandmaY
GrandMay, Mangos, Storytzu and SƮlvioo
Nobody online knows how to pronounce my name correctly
Except probably Wind. She is a billionlingual
Love this
You may have joint pain but Iām in pain when I canāt get no joints #blazeit #insensitive
I am so tempted to browse the #insensitive hashtag on Twitter. Probably boring though there are not so many tweets which are Posts
āSomebody called me a microwave because I eat raw popcorn #insensitiveā