Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

And rocks. Which I am throwing at people

Every nice grandma has their sass too

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Iā€™ve had people assume Iā€™m in my 60s because of the name before

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Do you need special massaging too?

I donā€™t think this would ever even remotely happen today but thatā€™s because I have stopped pretending to be mature online. I promise I am capable of it. Was capable of it

Being called May is a bit uncommon

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I Am This Way On Purpose

Yeah. Itā€™s more common as a middle name. After someoneā€™s grandma or somehting. Itā€™s a good name though

I get why people donā€™t give it to their kids often, cause theyā€™re like ā€œohhh the kid wonā€™t want a Grandma Nameā€. But I like it a lot and I picked it myself so I get to Win

I am on the right track baby, I was born this way

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Born this May

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I should probably take an Advil given I can physically feel the inflammation in my joints and thatā€™s why Iā€™ve not slept despite it being 3 in the AM and having been lying in bed for Six Hours but I donā€™t . Want to get up

Born grandmaY

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GrandMay, Mangos, Storytzu and SƮlvioo

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Nobody online knows how to pronounce my name correctly

Except probably Wind. She is a billionlingual

Love this

You may have joint pain but Iā€™m in pain when I canā€™t get no joints #blazeit #insensitive

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I am so tempted to browse the #insensitive hashtag on Twitter. Probably boring though there are not so many tweets which are Posts

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ā€œSomebody called me a microwave because I eat raw popcorn #insensitiveā€

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