Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#17367

:handshake: lawyers

#17368

Average forum mafia players

#17369

Average may

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#17370

And, alright, I’ll admit it, as a kid I had a phase where I was obsessed with Catherine the Great

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#17371

who is catherine?

#17372

I am
-Actor
-Playwright
-Clown
-Comedian
-Comic
-(not dancer, no skiills)
-(not musician. no skills)
-(not stenography. I think the industry exploits women and promotes hedonism)
-Printer [i do be printing]
-maybe a lawyer one day
-(not epileptic)
-certainly a theif. i love stealing things
-arguably a torture victim

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#17373

My mom just spitefully brought me on a boring errand by car so she would “take me off the computer” and guess what I m just staying on my phone doing the same thing

I don’t understand why she doesn’t mind her own bussiness sometimes, sbe has some overreactions that make me consider r/malicious compliance

#17374

Of Alexandria? A Christian saint of legend who failed to be tortured by wheel on account of the miracles and then was martyred etc that’s how saints goes. She probably wasn’t real and her story was probably actually based on Hypatia, a mathematician tortured by Christians

The Great? Empress of Russia who like modernised the country somewhat & shit

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#17375

i literally love going through random saints and finding their patronage.

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#17376

I do the minimum amount of physical activity and I need to be on computer to learn languages and things for 12th grade exam!!!

But nooo, can’t say it, that would be BACKTALKING

#17377

Education and culture and science and vaccines and shit. Overthrew her husband

#17378

ESPERANTISTS

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#17379

oh that reminds me. i am leaving the catholic church cult. i am sorry may but you havent done a sermon in ages and i wanna sin again

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#17380

Tge cult of SIN

#17381

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how do you even become the patron saint of toothache

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#17382

the knees are one of the most targetable areas in the human body
one of the bones that are incapable of healing and also extremely painful

#17383

Isn’t Vilnus capital of Lit :fire: huania???

#17384

Unmarried girls: :white_check_mark:
Apologists: I am an apologist for many things
Craftsmen who work with a wheel: I took a ceramics class but we never used the wheel
Archivists: I LOVE data entry
Dying people: Yeha my knees hurt
Educators: About mahjong
Girls: Conditionally
Jurists: Basically forum mafia
Knife sharpeners: Yes I have sharpened knives I cook
Lawyers: Forum mafia
Librarians: Spent a while trying to decipher something called “The Library” so yeah

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#17385

vilnius is the g-spot of europe

#17386

did you know that your thigh is home to the largest nerve in the human body
it has roughly the diameter of a penny

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