Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

[May]

Aw goddamnit

[Silviu200530]

Wisdom teeth and religious connotations

[Marshal]

how can you be the
patron saint of ARMENIA, and LOST CAUSES. and THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT

[Italy]

patron saint of armenia wtf

[May]

All the same thing

[Silviu200530]

I love when religious lords decide whatever for its supoosed saints

[May]

Italy please relent your attack on my kneecaps Icant get up to get the Advil

[Silviu200530]

So this is what I stomp when I want to fight dirty

[Marshal]

being the patron saint of pregnancy and sterility seems like a conflict of interest. also counter-revolutionaries for some reason. and albania

[Silviu200530]

Who s the patronage of Romania

[Hazardwaste]

not my fault. and also vengance for calling me piss

[May]

Albania specifically and then just ALL INDIGENOUS PEOPLES OF THE AMERICAS. Hell of a deal

[Marshal]

FINALLY
THE PATRON SAINT OF DISSAPOINTING CHILDREN

I HAVE FOUND MY REPRESENTATIVE

[Marshal]

BENGUINED PARBECUE

[benguinedparbecue]

i feel like being the patron saint of counter-revolutionaries and indigenous peoples of the americas is contradictory

[benguinedparbecue]

real

[May]

Can someone look up “patron saint of divorce” for me Google isn’t working

[benguinedparbecue]

apparently st helena is the patron saint of both divorces and difficult marriages. and archaeologists. of course

[Silviu200530]

Me

[May]

Silviu