@Italy we got a visual learner here you should teach her some of your fun facts
Concept: guy named Dan who can only communicate affection by Saying āIām your biggest dan ā
guy named dan who ruins all relationships the moment they get anywhere near close with someone because he says āIām your biggest dan ā and then runs after them. Also he has iffy political opinions
[I WILL NOT BE CLARIFYING WHAT OPINIONS ARE IFFY]
He also has really bad opinions about steven universe
Sometimes I post some really outlandish stuff and I think I can just excuse myself the next day by saying āsorry I was fighting demons last nightā but the scary thing is I never regret them
āIāve watched Steven universeā is a bad opinion. The only good options are pretending to have watched Steven Universe, or pretending youāve never even heard of Steven universe and when it is explained to you say āthat sounds fucking terribleā
Idk the bangers arenāt flowing today. I thought āyou sit on a throne of burgers and friesā was great but clearly not
I watched a woman rant about Steven Universe finale for 30 minutes and I didnāt understand any second of it
You real asf for this
Not because of the arguments but because I donāt even know the innerworkings of the show!
Pretending to have not watched Steven Universe?
Burger King burger with Burger King fries
Nope. Shame canāt absolve you of your sins
I watched it so that my alt could have distinct interests from me
I watched several cartoons for this reason
Both hilariously concerning and not an excuse unfortunately
Because they were for the alt and I only referenced them on the alt and I was in the alt mindset when I watched them I donāt even consider myself to have watched them. I donāt remember what happened. Mari did that not me
Donāt
Your alt is an omori reference. Even worse. Itās joever