if i really wanted to i could move my thumb all the way behind my hand though. so clearly its a good tradeoff
“Ohhh you know when your back itches but there’s that one spot you can’t get” No. Bitch
Wtf
Marshal are you a jelly supervillain!?!
im chaotic evil clearly
How does your thumb bone curve like THAT
Am I banned from saying bitch or just ho
Whats allegedly exceptional here
Don’t say bish to refer it towards people usually
my shoulders are mobile, my fingers are mobile, my hips joints are DECIDEDLY NOT.
i cannot do criss-cross-applesauce for the life of me
When I used a weighted blanket it would shift my hip joints out of place if I moved at all underneath it
WHAT
nightmare fuel
my hands are pretty boring but apparently my fingers are weirdly long relative to my height. it’s in my medical record
My hands are apparently the size of the average 9-year-old’s
one time I accidentally did the splits in class and people thought I was showing off but I actually just fell down in the most comical way ever
this isnt related to anything I just remembered it
I could not replicate it afterwards