Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

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#20555

Somehow that thing has been dethroned

#20556

Nya
Meow
Purr

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#20557

Nya
Meow
Purr
:3

#20558

Friend received an extremely pissed off email asking their Splatoon team to put their ID numbers in their battlefy names. Like extremely pissed off. Included a :3 also. I look at the tournament rules and they explicitly say ID numbers are not required. Friend brings this up in their Discord ready to get banned. They say “what email”

#20559

Apparently some ROGUE TO from their PR DEPARTMENT is having a very bad week and sent this email politely requesting everybody have a terrible day about, a rule that doesn’t exist

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#20560

nya

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#20561

reaching out because we have WAY too many of you being ineligible to play in [tournament] because of your splashtags. it isnt that hard really. here are all the members/teams that are ineligible and will be removed from rosters if their splashtags aren’t fixed before registration closes:

[LONG LIST OF TEAMS]. not sure how that happens

reminder a splashtag should look like THIS: [EXAMPLE] with the damn NUMBERS at the end ok thank you if you have any questions email them to me at [EMAIL] or [NAME] on discord i will get back to you eventually i promise :3

have a terrible horrible no good very bad day/evening,
[NAME]

#20562

It’s such a shame that when they made Battlefy they made it the world’s worst website, except for start.gg, which is even worse. So sad

#20563

people try to convince us that the police are the good guys but have you ever noticed that an officer cannot enter your house without being invited

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#20564

warrants are a loophole where you technically still live in someone else’s land so the government can invite them in instead

#20565

sorry i lurk everywhere all at the same time

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#20566

You used to go by ivyeo right kanave? Think I used to play with you in the unofficial
Might play there again soon. Finally got my laptop repaired

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#20567

Is Wario Catholic

#20568

my lawyers have advised me not to make the joke i'm about to

#20569

I have recently discovered that Wario is the ultimate vampire hunter and would solo vampirefiction

#20570
  • Garlic
  • Can’t be killed in any way that matters
  • He gotta win
  • Known to use explosives
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#20571

Shapeshifting is the best power because I could use it to commit body horror to traumatize people without suffering the negative consequences to my health that ripping off my jaw would normally cause

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#20572

This legit looks like something only you’d post

#20573

130 days down on the ban. 870 to go

they cant hold me back forerver

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#20574

fuck no nut november. its no mafia coupleofyearsish

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