Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

the seal is growing weaker by the day.

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i am going to come back in 2026, fake a redcheck on a towncored villager, and then ban myself for another 1000 days

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based

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wait is marshal actually banned

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Yeah she’s banned for high crimes and misdemeanours

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Check the moderation log thread to learn all about what she did

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Posting her name on the public wall of shame ought to have a positive impact on her. I hope she learns her lesson.

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boy dinner (shoving a bunch of mini pepperonis in my pocket and going back downstairs)

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boy kisser (yeah)

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Anyone want to come over and put the fitted sheet on my bed for me

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This is a joke I know nobody in their life has ever wanted to do this

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Morning

Good morning

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i mean they are easier with two people

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They are NOT EASY with BACK PROBLEMS. This is what is known as 1984

then get a friend to help! steal someone and force them into a saw trap where they must help you put a bed sheet on under 10 minutes or be thrown out a window

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live or die make your choice and all that

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Throwing people out of a window is also pretty hard with back problems

then ask them politely to exit out of the window themselves.
fair and square they lost the saw trap.

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trust me it always works. know from experience

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