Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

STORY IS TALLER THAN ARCTIC NO WAY

my world view is shattered

im like 6ft1 its terrible. i did not ask for legs like these

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oh consistently more women attend college than men here. some men are just… a certain way. especially in STEM

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image

this is @Arctic

and @TodaysStory is reversed

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you think my attitude is chrome dinosaur game :face_holding_back_tears:

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no story is just the left image twice

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SHUT UP YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY IT OUT LOUD SHUT UP

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you wouldn’t hurt a fly. you’d just get annoyed by it buzzing and u’d try to kill it but u’d fail and cry

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:scream:

i wouldnt hurt a fly. I do not like doing that. I will however somehow get it to go into another room and then close the door. thats what i do in the summers

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“its not my problem now, it’s my parents’ problem”

just as expected from you. sweep it under the rug. :fearful:

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fym my parents. It is the hall’s problem. no one in the hall. no foul.

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Gives major “I dated a 5’8 guy who’d taunt every jacked, 6’3 bro he met until they’d pull their fist back to beat him up,
whereupon my ex would go “heyheyheyyy c’maahn I’m a little guy, I’m just a little guyy, noo, it’s also my birthday, I’m a little birthday boyy” & it
somehow always worked” energy

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Being 6’3 is a blessing and a curse. Men call you mommy. Women call you mommy. I think I just need to hang around people with less Issues.

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I need to go to the places that have songs I like named after them. Just gotta

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people under 5’9 of all genders dont deserve human rights. they should be treated like pets at best

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Working list of song places to go is

Hackensack, NJ (fountains of Wayne)
Amity Gardens, PA (fountains of Wayne)
Sweetwater, TX (fastball)
Santa Monica, CA (everclear)
Krakow (Matt Maltese)
Tokyo (Matt Maltese)
Vienna (Billy Joel)
Holland (Neutral Milk Hotel)

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anyone got any banger song places

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That one house in new orleans

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leningrad goes by st petersburg now but while you’re visiting places billy joel made songs about…

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