Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Chat I need your help my best friend has assembled a list of potential names to replace mine (because it’s too similar to my deadname) now I want you all to vote

Chat I need your help. What is your credit card number
  • Malissa
  • Lillian
  • Violet
  • Alyssa
  • Amelia
  • Luna (god damnit)
  • Willow
  • Andrea
  • Lucy
  • Mia

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No guarantees I actually go with the popular vote

I choose Amelia because I want maximum chaos. I will also promptly be changing my name to Amelia

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im sorry but you are such a luna its crazy

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i dont mean this in the mean way i think you just suit the letter L

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girl u acting like Andrea isn’t a clear #1 vibes wise

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sorry im Scottish i refuse to believe andreas a real name

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You fucking SHOULD BE. Until your stupid country leaves the fucking United Kingdom you’re British and as long as that’s the case I am afraid I can’t in good conscious support you

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This is a black card situation

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Noted

lillian is a banger. lily for short. I also vouch for lillith similar vibe but your hair is slightly more made out of vines and grass

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Malissa is the evil version of Alyssa

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which ones your favorite

Is Arissa the good version of marissa then

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Malissa is what the people at Starbucks call me when the barista mishears my name

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Growing up it was always women outperofmring men in academics, you do boys vs girls trivia in class and the smart guys ask to switch teams. But I go to a university largely focused on engineering now, and, uh, engineering guys, man.

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nvm you go to starbucks youre def the evil version

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I’m always tempted to call you Liza but I never asked to use the nickname so I never do

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Women just aren’t supposed to be in stem. Business is great cuz women are just smarter and college is just spitting out girl bosses and girl employees at this rate

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Marissa sexism ban speedrun

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I remember our engineering college posted something boasting a something like 19% woman rate… like girl… I wouldn’t be so proud of that one

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