special highlight to giants making a kick only for it to not only get intercepted, but grabbed and turned into a cowboys touchdown
i didn’t even know you could do that
whenever the Falcons fuck up it’s more of a like, satirical judgement of the entire nature of life through the lens of football, whereas with the Jets it’s sheer incompetence
remember that one time the falcons fucked up by scoring a touchdown
your phone will buzz uncontrollably in 3 minutes
oh i remember. i remember the Lions exultantly celebrating the touchdown that was just scored against them
Love da mets
the vikings are funny but over the scale of full seasons and eras instead of just full games like the falcons (instead of just individual moments like the jets)
the vikings are funny in the way that all of history’s great tragedies are
it was 2 mins early
fuck
Liar
last year they finished 13-4 with a negative point differential. this year i think they’re gonna finish 4-13 with a positive point differential
also because of how much of their history is predicated on One Guy who just keeps showing up. love ya bud
i honestly can’t believe Italy would lie to me like that, it’s kinda fucked up
EXTREMELY LOUD SOUND MONDAY WEDNESDAY
NATIONAL EMERGENCY TEST BABY
government prank
we found the Americans
THIS IS A TEST
THIS IS A TEST