Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

special highlight to giants making a kick only for it to not only get intercepted, but grabbed and turned into a cowboys touchdown

i didn’t even know you could do that

whenever the Falcons fuck up it’s more of a like, satirical judgement of the entire nature of life through the lens of football, whereas with the Jets it’s sheer incompetence

remember that one time the falcons fucked up by scoring a touchdown

your phone will buzz uncontrollably in 3 minutes

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oh i remember. i remember the Lions exultantly celebrating the touchdown that was just scored against them

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Love da mets

the vikings are funny but over the scale of full seasons and eras instead of just full games like the falcons (instead of just individual moments like the jets)

the vikings are funny in the way that all of history’s great tragedies are

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it was 2 mins early

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fuck

Liar

last year they finished 13-4 with a negative point differential. this year i think they’re gonna finish 4-13 with a positive point differential

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also because of how much of their history is predicated on One Guy who just keeps showing up. love ya bud

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i honestly can’t believe Italy would lie to me like that, it’s kinda fucked up

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EXTREMELY LOUD SOUND MONDAY WEDNESDAY

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NATIONAL EMERGENCY TEST BABY

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government prank

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we found the Americans

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THIS IS A TEST
THIS IS A TEST

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