Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

i’m still mad they didn’t rehire 80 year old Bud Grant in 2005. fucking cowards

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This is how you find someone pretending to be American it’s like asking trick questions to find someone’s role

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The government just activated the virus send help

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Did you lose access to your faction chat while you were in the rift

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what color is the book in your role channel

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the funniest part of the vikings story is absolutely the Herschel Walker trade though

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5g zombies are outside my house

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I love being in class during Extremely Loud Sound Monday Wednesday

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The TA has a headache poor guy

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The Steve Hutchinson free agent signing by the Vikings is honestly probably my favorite Vikings moment

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that’s a good one, I’m also partial to that one time they fired the Vikings coach $100,000 for scalping Super Bowl tickets

i think the les steckel season was a sleeper funny moment. you know how few coaches have only lasted one season? we were spoiled by getting urban meyer and nathaniel hackett back to back

or generally the fact of Bud Grant’s existence. what if there was a guy who explained literally every one of his actions with “it seemed like the thing to do” and became one of the best coaches in NFL history by effecftively refusing to do coach stuff

the vikings story in general has a lot of guys who quit because they just got bored of american football

the funniest one definitely being that time when one of their star running backs retired because, and I quote, “I don’t actually like football”. king shit

i prefer the mariners guys who quit because seattle was too far away from everywhere else

strong contender. sports doesn’t get many JUST WALK OUT (YOU CAN LEAVE) moments so we’ve gotta cherish the ones we do get

mostly, of course, the saga of the Vikings is defined by cosmic futility that is unfortunately extremely funny if you aren’t emotionally invested in the poor bastards

andrew luck being the colts franchise quarterback and then retiring right before a preseason game will always be an all time great

and the colts absolutely deserved it

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