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Whatās an action thatās pog choke for the person doing badly, but also cringe clutch for the person doing well? Or cringe choke and pog clutch. I guess thatās not that rare.
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Oh god weāre at the time of the year when I have to actually purchase textbook access codes to do homework
Panic
meowning cookie thread
yes itās 7am
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honestly they talk about being up past your bedtime but what about being awake before your awaketime?
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Frat stand today has a sign which claims they are āselling snow cones for freeā
hilarious misunderstanding of the meaning of words aside, iāve gotten frankly an absurd amount of free frozen treats from the christian groups around campus because they always give them out and I found out that if you listen to their 5 minute pitch about why the pentecostals are better than the mormons and the catholics or whatever you can be like ācan i grab a few of these for my friendsā and they always without fail say yes
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We had an āice cream socialā to reward us for going to the fucking. Convocation. Which was they put a bunch of little containers of ice cream in front of the building and said go fetch. I brought my purse but Iād had like three things of ice cream that day and couldnāt possibly imagine wanting more. But people I knew took like 7
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Sort of regret not also taking 7
i honestly have no idea why i even went to this. we didnāt even get icecream. I was just told I had to so I went, but I slept in so i missed my friends so it was just me sitting in the back listening to a bunch of VPs of WhateverTheFuck talk about how much better this generic 4-year institution was than the rest of the generic 4-year institutions
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I was late and one of the RAs walked me all the way there. The cool one on the 2nd floor who watched me lock myself out of my room twice in 10 minutes. She says hi to me when we pass each other in the hallways. My pathetic cringefail nature has not been more revealed to any other one person I tihnk
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im lucky we have a little kiosk to use if you lock yourself out of your dorm. my roommate is out for the week so I donāt have anyone to let me in so that thing is my homie. itās been twice already and i am sure it will be more later.
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basically everyone at college already knows im a weird loser, our dorm (rather our specific friendgroup within the dorm) has bonded (bonded again being a vague term, these people need jesus) really quickly so they all know just how offputting and esoteric i love to be.
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A fucking KIOSK? Youāre the luckiest motherfucker in the world I have to go to the fucking Group Chat and tell the entire hall I locked myself out
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Which I havenāt done once since I figured out how to make my door stop autolocking every time I closed it
we have a discord. the only dorm on campus to have a discord. we stay winning
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3 weeks in and im already posting stuff like āAny1 feeling like a foodpilled hungercel and wanna cafateriamode with me ???ā
(nobody responded so i went anyways and everyone said they were all also going to the cafeteria but didnāt want to dignify my statement with a response. also its now a copypasta for wanting to get food)
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imagine joining the discord and recognising a username. hell on earth
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