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the fact that literally nobody dignified you implies there is even more to this story than meets the eye
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I can’t believe may would just let a fucking weapon win like that
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You can’t allow a fucking support role best you
You must show dominance over the role and be the best at it
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At least no one laughed at you when you suggested it
They’re very polite
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may of course went on to kill all 4 yellow inklings and take back the game for team blue
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For sure
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I’ve gotten some stupid quads it’s just that now I’m matched up against players who are “”"“at my skill level”""" thanks to “”“seeding”"" and none of my stupid tricks work anymore it’s quite the cliff
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I am not the only one on my team who does this. There’s another dualies who is just as bad as if not worse than me. But two players hell diving is substantially better than one. Partners in crime
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How good are you guys at covering stuff with the aggressive gun
WDYM specifically
Splatoon guns cover the ground right
This is one of our mottos because there’s one guy on the team who I’ve been playing with for a while who takes it upon myself to manage my positioning. At this point he just has to say “May” in a certain tone of voice and I sigh and jump out. He has to do it less than he used to but let’s be real it’s still pretty often
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The May Manager
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This is how I feel when you keep me indoors
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Oh yeah painting. Tetras tend to get high paint numbers because they’re constantly diving enemy ink, you can see me move across the map clear as day up there, but they’re actually relatively slow at, like, painting a given area. Dualies are generally mid on paint, we’ll run at least one regular shooter (regular gun) (usually VShot, the normal-aggressive weapon I flex onto, Pep Boy’s running it there) alongside them, often more in Splat Zones (the only ranked mode that actually has painting the ground as part of the objective)
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