Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Your autism is of the genius variety, that is very, very smart and pragmatic. Great work!

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Stare blankly into space variety also

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Well. Actually I usually close my eyes while Iā€™m speaking. Itā€™s noticeable

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i donā€™t think iā€™ve ever met anyone who thinks more about their every move. which is impressive because i almost exclusively know nerds

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If everything is going right, it should look like I think about absolutely nothing whatsoever.

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proffesional speaking but not like in front of a crowd just like to your friends

pve is much different than the teams gamemode

Just got blessed by guy dressed as Jesus rolling by on a skateboard

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I have a physics exam in 15 minutes so this is very helpful

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what the fuck
you found the swag messiah

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why do i have the most insanely stressful life

save this little guy

There was this guy next to me during the exam who asked how you find impulse from a force graph right before the exam startedā€¦ and I did my best to explain but I saw him staring at the graph pages for ages and I felt so bad for himā€¦ I was really really tempted to whisper him the answers but I didnā€™t want to potentially get him in trouble if caught. I almost gave him my number so he could ask for help in the future but he probably wouldā€™ve interpreted that as romantic. I am so vulnerable to pathetic people. Is this how @Litten feels about me

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You should have given him your credit card number instead

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To buy the textbook?

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Yeah

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Clearly heā€™s missing it if he doesnā€™t know how to find impulse from a force graph

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Like I had time to tell him ā€œarea under the curveā€ but no time to, like, explain whyā€¦ knowing the formula does you little good when building on that knowledge in the futureā€¦ if I could have explained the CONCEPT and helped him DISTINGUISH between the different kinds of graphsā€¦ because some were force vs time and some were force vs distanceā€¦ I bet he got those wrong because he didnā€™t get how the INTEGRALS worked

I am simultaneously the best and the worst tutor on the planet because I refuse to ever explain anything straightforwardly I need everyone to UNDERSTAND

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YOU figure it out thatā€™s YOUR job myjob is to ask extremely leading questions