HUMANITY’S DESIRE FOR CLEANINESS IS GOOD
SLOTH IS ONE OF HUMANITIES DEADLY SINS
ONLY BY STRAYING FOR IT DO WE BECOME MORE ENLIGHTENED
Flour doesn’t need to be clean. You are more important than flour.
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Flour is more important than all of us.
you’re on the right site to fix that!
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REAL
I got into so much trouble when I was a kid because I read in a book that flour and water makes paste so I took flour and water and mixed it into my sandcastles in order to make them more structurally strong. Which my mom was not happy about as it was a waste of flour. Really that sent the message that flour was more important than me
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May trying not to make up stores (impossible)
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This is not a very out-there story
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Have you heard the one about the frogs
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You aren’t denying my accusation LMAO
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I’ve told this one before
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May, sponsored by TodaysStory
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ngl if you immediately assume someone else’s story is made up you’re outing yourself as not having a very interesting life
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As a kid I’d catch frogs in a bucket for entertainment. Typical normal child behaviour. Everybody does this. One day in the spring I was catching peepers (small frogs) in a bucket as usual. Now I was a very thoughtful child so I wanted to build a house for these frogs. So I put on top of them a pile of sand
Want to hear the story about how I got suspended from school for 2 weeks
I dug them up the next day, to see how they were doing, and learned. They were all dried out. Like freeze-dried fruit
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And very dead
I used to squish frogs, because when you applied pressure to the real small ones, their eyes would pop out.
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