Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#21083

Oh

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#21084

My parents had to send legal threats to my high school once

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#21085

what

#21086

Lol, people took that one seriously.

I struggle with hurting anything

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#21087

why

#21088

it’s a perfectly normal cover for the essay “A Modest Proposal” by Johnathan Swift, I don’t know what’s so confusing

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#21089

i literally just explained how assuming stories are false by default is a bad mindset

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#21090

It sounded so matter of fact :sob:
Thank god lol

#21091

May I’ve heard this story before, I want a new one before I go to bed

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#21092

Disabled

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#21093

okay what’s the bit

#21094

Bed time story! Bed time story!

#21095

that’s normal*, my parents did that (ish) when I was in middle school

* [citation needed]

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#21096

what did the high school do

#21097

my parents almost did that once

#21098

I’ve also heard this one before!!!

#21099

My high school principle had a DUI so all the students would bring his mugshot on posters and bring them to the football games

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#21100

I think it’s just common to have abuses of rights

#21101

They said I wasn’t disabled enough to use the elevator depsite hte fact that I had multiple doctors’ notes saying yes I need to use the elevator I have severe joint pain. So you tell them you will get a lawyer involved and then all of the sudden everything is better :)

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#21102

storytime one sec