Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#21133

I also flirted with her twin sister for a bit. Real extensive meddling in the romantic lives of htis family

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#21134

Hope you never had to interact with that guy again

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#21135

may the great matchmaker

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#21136

church stories are weird

#21137

There was once a kid up in my face with a ton of food in his face during lunch. This kid was so annoying and I really didnā€™t like him because he would tell on me if I litterally did anything. So I told him to back off, and he didnā€™t, so I punched him in the face.

I got pulled in the principle office, and they were like ā€œDo you feel guilty about what youā€™ve doneā€

and I was like ā€œNoā€

anyways I got suspended for 2 weeks

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#21138

but in like the ā€œthis happens every other weekā€ kind of way so it gets normalized

#21139

wait a fucking minute

#21140

Church is a fucked thing though, they begged my parents not to push charges on the kid and they said theyā€™d seek mental help for them. So my parents didnā€™t. Although I had to move churches and leave all my friends behind, while that kid got to stay. Kind of turned me away from god.

That kid and I went to the same middle school like 4 years later. although I didnt hang with him

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#21141

The only trouble I ever got in where I was maybe in the wrong was when I got sent to the principalā€™s office in 5th grade for calling a kid a ā€œ3rd graderā€ because he was short. I bussed my friend who I was talking to and got out of any trouble whatsoever

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#21142

Wtf

#21143

RAT

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#21144

yeah that sounds like church

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#21145

What. I didnā€™t like her but I liked her twin sister. Whatā€™s there not to get

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#21146

LMAO

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#21147

Iā€™ve only had positive experiences with my church. I hate people that generalize religions due some bad people.

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#21148

skill issue then

#21149

(/j)

#21150

Also, if anyone knew me well, this story wouldnā€™t come off as a surprise.

I spent 72 days on 5th grade in detention. My 5th grade teacher and I hated one another, and we constantly battled. She once sent me to detention for sharpening my pencil, and my mom drove up to school to yell at her.

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#21151

Yeah thatā€™s fucked up
Iā€™ve had some similar, though not nearly as bad, experiences w church during my childhood - i donā€™t want to dredge them up though

Glad you got outta there :upside_down_face:

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#21152

AYO???

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