There was a dude who turned down my sister in middle school, she sent in a threat to the cops that the boy said he was going to shoot up the school.
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humor is derived from the fact that the cover appears to depict a marriage proposal, implying that the essay is a romance novel or something along those lines, when in fact the essay âA Modest Proposalâ is about cannibalism
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w-why
oh right i forgot that real proposals exist
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A similar thing happened to me ngl
ego?
idk my sister is crazy
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Skill issue honestly
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Damn you guys donât have normal school lives thatâs kinda fucked up
My school only had boring experiences of kids bringing a knife to a school and attacking another kid with it
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In second grade my parents pulled me from school for a day because someoneâd ripped a photo a kid brought in as a decoration. And they pulled us all from recess, made us write essays on who we thought did it. They pulled me out for questioning for like fifteen minutes straight because I went to the bathroom a lot and the photo was hung up in the bathroom. They told me theyâd questioned everybody, but I asked my friends and they hadnât been. I cried the entire time and denied it and told my parents and they were like âwhat the fuckâ and pulled me
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Oh I did that in Elementary school
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Yea sounds like an average day
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And, I mean, I did it, but htat wasnât relevant
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They had no proof
i think the most exciting thing to happen in my hs was the time someone wrote a fanfiction in which the entire baseball team and at least one teacher were attracted to them
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earlier this year some homophobic rapist (no I am not joking) was running for student government
he created a bunch of pins that said âLIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR ASHTON IS THEREâ
anyways so one of my friends changed these pins to say âFUCK ASHTONâ
and the school punished him
which is probably reasonable except in the fact the punishment was really harsh
anyways the guy didnât win the election (shocker!)
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My mother for some reason gave me a giant ass knife to cut a pie that I was bringing in for an end of year celebration. So my dumbass was threatening people with the knife and I got suspended for A WHOLE WEEK. I DIDNT EVEN GET TO GO TO FIELD DAY.
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Damn you were introduced to mafia real early
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I had a normal school life. It was my church life that was weird.
When I was 8, the preacherâs son took me outside and put me in a headlock. Weâre standing in the parking lot and he pulled out his pocket knife and put it to my throat. He said to my brother who was with me âIf you dont go find my toy you stole from me, I will kill himâ
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they got suspended for a day for their own safety because i think the entire baseball team wanted their head
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okay phrasing
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