Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

yeah i realized my mistake immediately after i sent it

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i almost forgot about the time a substitute gym teacher got arrested in the middle of the day for taking weird pictures of students

They wouldn’t have accepted a trans person etc. So idc

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Sometimes when I’m walking behind a person and it’s dark at night, I go through my mind at what is the best time and approach and well as location to murder them. Usually I need to check for cameras, but sometimes there are the small black and white ones that take a bit longer to check for. I also got to check for surrounding like cars and any passerby people. There are so many conditions I need to look for, as well as I sometimes don’t have the optimal tools on hand.

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yeah

one time I helped a kid with his hw (it was like a time based math thing and he would shout out the answers and I would click them bc he had trouble reading them) and I got detention from a teacher because I was helping him “cheat” and I got REALLY REALLY upset and started like bawling bc i had never gotten in trouble before and the teacher did not budge and only like 5 years later did I realize I was def not in the wrong for that

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the hell

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when I was in middle school we had a teacher get fired for sleeping with students (not middle schoolers) but they were all 18 so he was never arrested

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:skull:

Yeah, I can kind of relate, but instead of crying I called my teachers insults. Then I’d correct every mistake they made in class.

In non murdery news I found my bow and arrow I had hidden somewhere it was in the porch closet

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During lockdown, our school had a special server for turning in assignments and tests, but the security was really poor because if you just did inspect element and knew what you were doing you could find all the answers.

So I got an 100% in all of my classes :)

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Brak you are rapidly convincing me i should contact authorities

this is 90% joke

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Yes they were identical. But the one I hacked was annoying. I forget why but she annoyed me. And she was. Straight at the time I think she later came out as bisexual? And wore her hair straight and dressed boring and became better friends than me with one of my longtime friends. So I didn’t like her. Her twin sister curled her hair and was like a cool femme lesbian. Easy choice

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anyway now I have a wooden axe and a bow arrow to defend myself, both very useful weapons I’m sure

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one of my teachers quit for a year because they didn’t want to teach in person during covid (very reasonable!) with the assumption they’d be rehired because they were damn good and pretty much every student loved them. when it came time for that decision to be made however the school board was feeling real petty and didn’t rehire them i feel bad for them i hope they’re doing good with whatever they’re doing these days

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Did any of yalls teachers get fired for Pedophilia?

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We did something similar in college. Lol.

Depends on the professor, but some had open access to answer sheets.

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Don’t forget to jump for crits

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only if you count the aforementioned sub