Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#21243

The Jehovah witness people would leave hand written notes in my mailbox, which is a crime

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#21244

I prefer lyft mormons
Cheaper

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#21245

one time I tricked someone into semi-believing that one of my friendā€™s name was Jehovasā€™ Witness

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#21246

what

#21247

i mean tbf she was right

#21248

Omg

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#21249

uber vs lyft

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#21250

ho lol

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#21251

this was part of a greater scheme to hide her name

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#21252

i think one of the teachers said that at first

#21253

another one said it was Machine Gun Kelly

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#21254

This typo is really funny
Iā€™m too tired

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#21255

ironically, their name is actually Kelly

#21256

OMG I didnt notice the first time im ded

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#21257

On my way to campus, I see like 20 lyft scooters stranded in the walk path. I have no idea where they come from

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#21258

except by this point they were too embroiled in the scheme to know

#21259

Wage labour does not exist without a clock all of society is structured around the existence of the clock

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#21260

eliza calling someone a hoe is such a funny concept

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#21261

its like carroty insulting people

#21262

teacherā€™s wrong. paper allows for mass printing (also a chinese invention gutenberg was just the european who found out how to do it) allows for the development of modern circles of thought

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