Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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CURRENT WCORE GUYS

final score

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WE DID IT GUYS

There are no non hard hitters

Iā€™m super sad

Thereā€™s a floor in Splatoon Side Order called ā€œcruel.sisyphean.eight.shapedā€. Can confirm itā€™s cruel and sisyphean

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define Sisyphean

You know the guy who had to roll a boulder up a hill forever and every time he nearly gets to the top it rolls down

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The one Iā€™m doing right now is ā€œUnreasonable.Shelterless.Up-and-Down.Floorā€

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i need to play side order

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Itā€™s actually good unlike literally every other Splatoon story mode Iā€™ve played

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TAKE IT BACK

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you canā€™t handle the truth

Absolutely not Iā€™ve faced worse threats

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Splatoon 3 story mode feels like an eternal tutorial that never culminates in anything real

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Splatoon 3 story mode feels like doing aim drills

Splatoon 3 story mode has the difficulty curve of a spike field

i should go back to being mainstraemā€¦ maybe people will agree with me

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Splatoon 3 is something Iā€™ll never buy but just watch people rant about

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