Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

General
#28904

Splatoon 3 story mode makes you eternally ask “alright cool but when does the real game begin” and the answer is Never

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#28905

I 100%ed Splatoon 3 story mode BTW. Didn’t do all the alt weapons but I did literally everything else

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#28906

Splatoon 3 story mode is like the emperor’s new clothes ot me. Everybody around me insists it’s good and I’m like are you all insane. What is going on inside your heads

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#28907

Nothing about Splatoon 3 story mode ever made me feel smart or skilled whatsoever and even the levels which were nominally difficult felt like I had flailed my arms around until I won rather than strategised or outmaneuvered anything

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#28908

BANNED TOPICS: Religion, politics, Splatoon 3 story mode

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#28909

I asked Chatgpt to follow up with these

  1. “Playing Splatoon 3’s story mode feels like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded, with no real sense of direction or purpose.”
  2. “Splatoon 3’s story mode is like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube with missing pieces - frustrating and ultimately unsatisfying.”
  3. “Playing Splatoon 3’s story mode is akin to being stuck in a perpetual tutorial, never advancing beyond the basics.”
  4. “Splatoon 3’s story mode is like wandering through a desert of repetitive tasks, desperately searching for an oasis of engaging gameplay.”
  5. "Trying to enjoy Splatoon 3’s story mode is like attempting to enjoy a meal with no seasoning - bland and devoid of flavor.
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#28910

I’m putting you in the desert of repetitive tasks

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#28911

Playing Splatoon 3’s story mode is like watching paint dry, except you’re the one supposed to be painting."

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#28912

That was genuinely funny

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#28913

I’m surprised Chatgpt made that acfually

#28914

I know it’s not socially acceptable to be really mean about somtehing somebody likes but I’ve been trapped in servers with people who love Splatoon 3 story mode for so long so I’m basically oppressed

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#28915

would you say this is similar in nature to a famous book starting with 1

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#28916

It’s styilised “Nineteen Eighty-Four” actually

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#28917

i have to interact with people who like peter singer. you think you have it bad

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#28918

Have you ever played Splatoon 3 story mode

#28919

Nothing could be worse than Splatoon 3 story mode

#28920

mahjong

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#28921

hackmons cup

#28922

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These are the options available to me

#28923

my opponent forfeited right after their selection and didn’t even get to see just how bailed out they got that turn. hackmons cup is awesome

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