Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

oh i got distracted by 9/11 and didn’t finish the thought. you should join the cia

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you got distracted by 0.818181818181…???

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i mean thinking about how long that number goes is kinda distracting

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4626th poster gets a WHAT?

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of course paper was distracted by 9/11

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WHY AM I PAPER NOW

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She says I should join the CIA!!! What the fuck!!!

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Just because of my passion for torture. Unbelievable

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Must everything be a job? Do I have to poison my hobbies with the stress of money and employment

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“Oh, you like cooking? Why don’t you go work in a restaurant?” That’s what you sound like

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Chat the clondine as way worse

How much cocaine do you want me to do

This is like mild tiredness

And honestly I don’t even feel that bad despite not taking my adhd meds

enchanting table

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I don’t feel like doing anything though

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it’s not a job if you’re having fun

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Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life

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this is why i should become a hitman

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