Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I love writing essays I open the google doc and type words for 2 hours and hit turn in (usually exactly one class period late) and get an 89

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i found out that i don’t have any exams in summer, just a lot of coursework

not sure how to feel about this yet

I have 0 plans for summer despite the fact that I raelly really should

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i think i prefer essays just because like it’s realistically less stressful if you manage your time well but i do better on exams

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deine mudda

I cannot do nothing for the rest of my life forever. Or Can I

Essays are easy once I can figure out how I want to start it
Unfortunately I tend to take the entire homework period to decide on a good first sentence

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I should be put in a soda can and shaken

i did Nothing over the last two summers (besides learning how to drive) and it might come back to bite me. or it might not! who knows

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I should learn how to drive but I feel like it would result in me killing at least one driving instructor which is kind of hard to get away with bceause they know who had the lesson

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writing essays is awesome you literally just say things. I love saying things.

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We know

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Like no matter how well you hide the body they know who had the lesson.

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this made me unreasonably upset

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well you don’t love saying things so that makes sense

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(sorry)

Inappropriate t-shirt day is like a holiday to me. I love days where I get to wear inappropriate t-shirt. Today is inappropriate t-shirt day

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i love saying things i just hate saying things about dead philosophers i don’t CARE

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I love when arete says things

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I should get my laund ry