Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#12801

2nd is when they require X credits at the university

#12802

Oh well im not counting the bs where your financial aid reduces the more years you are at the uni

#12803

this cucks you if you transfered credits

#12804

Chaaat how do I write an email that’s like “I missed the email you sent me on Friday, and I also slept through the exam today”

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#12805

I mean you kinda gotta say you were really sick

#12806

Subject: Apology for Missing Email and Exam Absence

Dear [Recipient’s Name],

I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to express my sincere apologies for missing the email you sent me on Friday and for my absence from today’s exam.

Unfortunately, due to [provide brief explanation if comfortable, such as oversleeping or any other reason], I did not receive the email in a timely manner, resulting in my absence from the exam. I understand the importance of attending exams and fulfilling my responsibilities, and I deeply regret any inconvenience or disruption my absence may have caused.

I take full responsibility for my actions and understand the impact they may have. Moving forward, I assure you that I am committed to ensuring this does not happen again and will take necessary steps to prevent similar situations in the future.

Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience caused and appreciate your understanding in this matter.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

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#12807

Or you left the state or something due to private family reasons

#12808

may could get away with that

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#12809

This screams chat gpt lmao

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#12810

Dunno what you are talking about I wrote that in 19 seconds exactly

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#12811

I mean whats the professor gonna do, call you a lier?

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#12812

You could make fun of them for their incorrect spelling if they do

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#12813

Least obvious chatgpt post

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#12814

I mean again I have a disability accommodation form that he took TWO WEEKS to respond to

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#12815

I didn’t expect to see this.

#12816

That says I will miss classes cause I’m sickboy.

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#12817

Does it actually say that?

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#12818

idk how those waivers worked

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#12819

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It doesn’t officially say “with missing exams” just attendance policies so I might be fucked

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#12820

Anything about makeup’s