Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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manliest man

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Sexuality is a description of how you relate to the world and no amount of hypothetical “oh what if I DO find a guy attractive” is important if I would never actually fucking date a man

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SO TRUE

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sexuality is a word that has word “sex” in it, which makes it inherently funny

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Also funny anecdote: in middle school I did have crushes on guys. Or at least so I told myself.

Every single guy in question was either gay or asexual. One of them later came out as bi instead and I immediately lost interest. That was the point where I was like “yeah this is a fucking exercise in hypotheticals I literally only feel comfortable with this because they’re completely unattainable and I would never actually date them”

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bean is stressed about a project due in hour thirty minutes and is procrastinating instead
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bold enough to assume anyone would date you

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I have super bad news

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This doesn’t work! Somebody is dating me!

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If marshal doesn’t immedaitely double down and post a bad image and get banned for double the length I’ll be sad

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:wowee:

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that’s kinda gay

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if i decide to identify as cis and straight i worry about being ostracized by the fol community. i have to do the opposite irl

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i suspect i’m not autistic too. i am afraid of standing out and being different

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:wowee:

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this is like the stories the weird toxic detransitioners always put out

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“I was brainwashed by an almighty cult called fol”

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what about me
the manliest man to ever man

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you joke, but arctic is a dogboy entirely because of me

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speak of the devil

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