Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i’m going to beat this joke into the ground

I like how rachel doesn’t realize that all the cookie thread posters are katze. Dont believe me? watch me katze

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still moral obligation

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bike into the lake if it’s shallow enough. idiot

I’m not doing it you can’t make me

I like how rachel doesn’t realize that all the cookie thread posters are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

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I like how rachel doesn’t realize that all the cookie thread posters are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

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I like how rachel doesn’t realize that all the cookie thread posters are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

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I like how rachel doesn’t realize that all the cookie thread posters are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

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It makes no difference…

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its a drowning kid in a shallow pond tbf

I like how rachel doesn’t realize that all the cookie thread posters are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me LIKE THIS POST on my other accounts

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You don’t realize that I joined this forum like 4 years ago, and know half the people posting here

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it’s true rachel knows me

Let me clarify i need both but i need my relationships from work more. Physical exhilaration is free i can go run 50+ miles whenever I want. I need my job for mental and emotional exhilaration

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The Drowning Child

Good, that is surely the right choice. It is hard to think that possession of a battered old bike could trump the life of a child in a moral calculus.

Multiple Rescues

Now let’s imagine that this is not the first time you’ve come across a child strugging in an expanse of water and seemingly at risk of drowning. In fact, only last week on your way home from work you heard cries as you passed by a local reservoir and when you investigated you found that a young boy had fallen in and was struggling to drag himself out. Happily, he was quite near to dry land, so you were able to reach into the water and pull him out, albeit you did ruin your work shirt in the process.

Does the fact you saved a child’s life last week mean you’re not obliged to go ahead with the rescue this week?

It makes no difference that I saved a child’s life last week, I’m still obliged to go ahead with the rescue this week.
It does makes a difference that I saved another child’s life last week. I’m not obliged to go ahead with the rescue this week.

wonder what would happen if we said no to any one of these

DROWNING CHILDREN CITY

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STILL OBLIGATED

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the second option is evilmaxxing. one rescue per month quota sorry kid

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