Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

I will send you to hlel

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:flushed:

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mimecfaft…

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you are a child

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Oh also my sister officially has a job before I do

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And will shortly have a driver’s license

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kitties shouldn’t be working anyway

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we demand all and give none

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should i put you as “christmas” or “western”

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I want to make a joke about slavery dying and being reborn as private prisons but the reality is that we reinvented slavery several other times

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movie category? how about comedy?

my history teacher was big on like. prison policy reform, if that’s how i should phrase it
like he really hates mass incarceration n shit

sharecropping moment

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i think your life being a comedy is more tragedy

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Nice shotlist

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“'You cannot be forced to work. What, you would die without doing this new underpaid labor? Nahhh, that’s not forced to work, you can choose to die!”

How many of us would die in embarrassment if every single message we ever sent someone was posted on the web

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tutuu is peak class clown energy we’re looking at Joker (2019) set to little dark age

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…so you all would just get all the messages i sent here again

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