Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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#25266

so like.

#25267

this is also the same guy that I explained why I left the church in much detail (not that much but it took about like. 25m to get through all of it lol) and he sat there like he was thinking very hard about everything I just said the whole time

#25268

okay but do you guys know what the worst food to burn is?

#25269

and, for the record, he did ask why and was actually asking the question

#25270

Gasoline

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#25271

all of these statements are shocking coming from the mormon boy.

#25272

i said food

#25273

well, except the “I am not considering leaving the church” bit

#25274

Gasoline

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#25275

somebody’s not creative

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#25276

gasoline has way too many calories tbh

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#25277

its like olive oil

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#25278

after he said that I explained the concept of “people not being willing to let go of their ideas because they’re emotionally invested” a little bit and then we said some other stuff and then we went to class

#25279

this is a shockingly civil and peaceful and non-hateful conversation that i had

#25280

Wait, gasoline has that many calories? I could finally gain weight.

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#25281

Be right back, buying gasoline

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#25282

twig joke here

#25283

I’m built like a twig, I’m 5 9 and only 124 pounds

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#25284

TWIG

#25285

nah

that can be kinda bad but there is a correct answer for something that is common, easy to burn if you’re inattentive, and will make you and everyone in the building hate you for the next week

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