Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

REAL

holy shit that’s incredible
I could never

yeah it’s hard enough that you have to tread water and do other athletic stuff but the fact that you also have to brawl midgame? idk how water polo players do it

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strong contender for the rawest sports match of all time

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if water polo included a violence element it would be easier actually I think

it’s actually a pretty simple scheme

the secret is that the gold is spraypaint

i think we could solve the obesity epidemic by just normalising playgrounds and soft plays for all age groups

at least the best looking gold

do you ever just
turn off the lights so your brain is processing less information

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“nobody wants to go outside anymore” ok but what if we could just get into playground fights at age 30

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and then you add silver bronze pink blue white and black to taste. which is to say just do whatever

everyone I know thinks I’m weird for this
I don’t understand what could possibly be weird about it

yes all the time

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i dont think youre supposed to taste the paint

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you would be surprised

are they robots or people in suits

these are people in suits. some actually have their helmets off

SAD

I don’t have any ideas for collections but my brain is telling me that I want to do one