Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

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#901

i like writing essays

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#902

jokeā€™s on you iā€™m illiterate

#903

stockholm syndrome

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#904

thinking about a psychologist with an ena pfp

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#905

an opportunity to nerd out about something I find interesting? uh yes pls ty!

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#906

write an essay about essays

#907

im not GOING INTO THERAPY i cant solve my own problems dont put me in charge of others

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#908

writing essays is awesome I love writing essays

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#909

arete gets it

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#910

they (i) donā€™t LET me write about things i find interesting

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#911

less insane :(

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#912

have you tried taking classes about things you find interesting

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#913

i tolerate essays. at most

#914

i DO. theyā€™re called math classes and they donā€™t make me write essays

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#915

math is like a nice side dish to essays. let me solve some calculus problems while I stir on what im writing. its a fun puzzle to do like a sudoku

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#916

proofs are kinda like mini essays. but not quite as long

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#917

ur not quite as long

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#918

ayo

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#919

get his ass molly

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#920

If you or a loved one is suffering from enjoying essay writing, please seek mental help immediately.
Side effects of essay writing include:
- not parodying Viva la Vida
- playing forum mafia
- death
- working for a newsletter
- cannibalism
- blunt-force head trauma
- lorem ipsum
- homicidal thoughts or actions
- dementia
- sleep deprivation
- hallucinations
- heart attack
- writerā€™s block
- dementia
- stroke
- urinary tract infection

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