oh god
My momās friend, who is a college admissions coach person, said my essay was the best sheād ever read and I still didnāt get into anywhere interestingā¦ she needs to read more essays I supposeā¦
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I love bragging about how smart I am while trying not to sound like Iām bragging about how smart I am so that makes sense. College admissions people donāt have very high standards of humility
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I fucked up the MIT interview because I think I made it sound. Too much like my disability would make me struggle in classes. Which I assume theyāre not uspposed to care about but which theyāll inevitably care about in the back of their mind. And the interviewer told me I seemed really nervous but I wasnāt that nervous I was just autistic. Hopefully she noticed I wasnāt nervous when I started talking. And didnāt stop
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i think college admission essays r a type of art and science cuz u can really just fuckin nail that shit. I would write pretend essays like I was someone else with different life experiences and it was likeā¦ damnā¦ if i did have a brother and he did get cancer and it did inspire me to pick up artā¦ these schools would fucking love me
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I wrote about the time I taught myself most of an AP Calc course on Khan Academy to fuck with my friend
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turns out when you get no support at all during the college app process and itās the covid year and youāre burned out in general you just kinda crash and burn (entirely my fault)
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not your fault at all
itās more my fault than iām making it out to be
I did it all in a month which probably didnāt help me
I had charity shit I did with Blaseball communities on thereā¦
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My COUSIN (whose parents are DOCTORS) had her mom fucking. Set up a Charitable Foundation in her name so she could put it on her college applications. Spent so much money on it. Rich people are terrifying
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based af i almost considered putting down command positions on a gmod rp server
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āThe week after his death, I would have given anything to share a thousand more words with my brother. Charcoal drawing has allowed me to see Jason in a new way. A picture is worth a thousand words, but the words of inspiration my brother gave me, even as his time on earth winded down, were invaluable. Thank you and please let me into princeton universityā
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Her brother (also my cousin) got a Tesla for a 1340 SAT. And obviously got into a car accident like immediately afterward. Bitch I did better than that in 8th grade whereās my exploding car
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Not the non profit 
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THEY GOT A TESLA FOR THAT??? GIMMIE A FUCKING PRIVATE JET
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I got a 1550 SAT and all I got was begged not to go out of state even despite all the scholarships I got
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Your mom mightāve donated whatever how ever much but at least I ACTUALLY HELPED WITH that Blaseball stream that raised like $2000
I got a 1570 and I got to walk onto a stage briefly and then walk off at graduation
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