Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

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#16144

The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the cell

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#16145

LIAR

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#16146

Star Wars is a franchise that consistently breaks my heart for being so close to great, but itā€™s too obsessed with being an incestuous money-making first machine that it barely has enough time to try to be art. Or desperately in need of a better editor in the case of the prequel trilogy.

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#16147

Darth Vader found his subordinates lack of faith in the Force disturbing.

#16148

the jedi struggling because they refuse to just do a normal interrogation and have to rely on mind tricks (doesnā€™t work on half the species in the galaxy for some reason) and then anakin just walks in and strangles the man half to death

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#16149

Free biology lesson in cookie thread :wowee: .

#16150

in the past 2 weeks Iā€™ve said this multiple times in the style of Anakin Skywalker, and ā€œI have the high groundā€. Those are the references I can remember. Revenge of the Sith is so camp it just rules.

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#16151

i refuse to acknowledge the sequel trilogy

#16152

I mean Anakinā€™s power is not to be underestimated.

#16153

ā€œ The power of the dark side was penetrating and pernicious. The Jedi Temple was built on top of an ancient Sith shrine and, unbeknownst to the Jedi, the power of the dark side seeped upwards through the Temple from the shrine, slowly weakening the Jedi over a millenniuMā€
This is lame wtf

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#16154

How do you not notice this

#16155

Last Jedi is 5th on my list. Sure itā€™s got problems, but gestures vaguely to the other four

#16156

their head of state was the only strongest sith lord alive
anakin spends like half his time on coruscant in the same room with him

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#16157

lego star wars the complete saga is the only way to experience star wars

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#16158

occasionally iā€™ll just send palpatine faces to people over text

#16159

Including stepping on Lego bricks.

#16160

the effects and designs were cool but they basically came at the entire storyline with a crowbar

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#16161

The Last Jedi sucked but it had the red salt planet that was pretty cool

#16162

lego star wars the complete saga:

  • lets you play as a gonk droid

all other star wars media:

  • does not let you play as a gonk droid

the choice is obvious

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#16163

Pretty Crait, even

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