Oh wait Chomps is the poster formerly known as Bionic. Yeah okay they’re in there.
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So I really wish Atlas had posted it somewhere else. Really questioning Atlas’s judgement here
See I think stories about May going on a nbowie-esque monologue about the mundane so as to juxtapose the absurdity of the situation are an oversaturated genre often reliant on, just, like, a subversion of professionalism that’s not nearly as unexpected in a story as it is in a class. When you’re in the thread it’s surprising, but when somebody’s starting a story with “well May said” then you know the exact tone of the anecdote already 100%, and this one’s no exception, so it’s not htat funny.
The funny part of it is that it was in response to an extremely obvious question (“is this funny enough to be posted in cookie thread”, which is a poorly-formed question, “funniness” is part of the expectation of “funny cookie thread story”), but that’s not something that’s immediately obvious, so for the majority of readers this story would come across as boring and trite, and would be more suited to a more personal conversation with somebody who would definitely get the joke than a general cookie thread.
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WHAT THE FUCK
I GOT OWNED
Idk how I feel about my brand being monologuing lol
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These monologues are LITERALLY my brand I used to write a really long detailed one and submit it to the “articles” section of the warrior cats website my friends and I were on every time I went a night without sleep
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Ngl I forgot that Bionic changed their name to Chomps.
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you have a history of plagiarising my postings… dont think you can attempt intellectual property battle without me noticing
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thinking about that time i responded to your tumblr reposts in my dms with the dumbest shit ever and it immediately got fed into the Tumblr. some shit about. sounds or something
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE BAD GUY WITH IP
I’m stolen from CONSTANTLY
They take my JOKES and my ANECDOTES and my MONOLOGUES and they MOCK ME. And say it’s fair use, because of parody. They might be right but I don’t have to like it
i can’t think of a single time i’ve ever stolen one of your jokes may
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Many people are saying this
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well to be fair you steal back, moreso with some than others. its like you have an agreement with some people to mutually share resources under the table…
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i think im the realest motherfucker here. im the secret sauce
Just ate a “lemon yogurt” which had not a trace of lemon to it at all??? No lemon??? At all??? There was zero lemon taste
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