Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

scam

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Scam

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Oh I just realised I dreamed my PCE cats grew up from being beans and they haven’t actually. I also dreamed I told my mom I left my ice cube tray at home but that didn’t happen either

i can’t think of a single time i’ve ever stolen one of your jokes may

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The best joke is Trumpeter 4.

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cortox…

Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh Bad Moon Rising Fall of Rome Travellers

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i only posted about it once or twice so it’s all good

besides confusing people is fun

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how the fuck do i use “formerly/bionic” pronouns in a sentence bro wtf

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just never refer to me ez

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It’s not that hard. Formerly didn’t change bionics pronouns just to confuse you

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this kid is now 8 coming on 9

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how much sin do you think the angels leadership has accrued over the course of wasting mike trout’s career

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Well I have a feeling this kid’s involved in some kind of dorian grey scenario re: the sin

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if they just had that ohtani wunderkind who’s been absolutely stellar for the other la team they’d be a world series contender…

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Inagine going through childbirth and waking up to find your husband named your daughter Mike Trout while you were asleep

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oh my god i didn’t even notice that part

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better or worse name than falco mewtwo martinez

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my mario maker skills are suffering so badly