Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

hi cookie thread i’m waiting at the airport and i’m bored out of my fucking mind

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Thw fact that nobody ate the maple syrup and it was just there for guests is probably why we always had it despite aforementioned expensive as fuck

Our professor for a class was impressed by a simple guitar tuner because we didn’t have a lot of time for a project in the summer, not because of the complexity but because we were the most composed about the project we done, we all had like different parts and we all know about our parts so the professor liked that we actually were working as a team

also we spent like a week trying to overengineer it and failing it and got it to work last minute somehow

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anyone else find it interesting that the o’hare cta station has a down escalator heading towards the station from the airport, but not an up one heading towards the airport from the station. why does o’hare tolerate this asymmetry

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Thry don’t want you to leave

but they only make money from people who want to leave chicago

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actually on second thought the up escalator might just have been broken. my brain is fried

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Their loyalty is to the great city of Chicago first and to their business obligations second.

they do objectively also make money from people who want to enter Chicago

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[Spins a wheel divided into two sections that say CHICAGO HATER JOKE and CHICAGO ENTHUSIAST JOKE]

Which is, of course, everybody,

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shoutout to the guy on a bike who unsolicitedly asked us whether we were visiting chicago and how we enjoyed it and then when we said it was okay unprompted said “this city sucks”

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we were also. in evanston when this happened. just want to make that clear

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My sister has a driver’s license

kinda real for that

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if i was syrup would i be on the table or of the maple

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what if instead of dr house it was dr syrup and he was like “everybody eats”

latter

wgat other syrups exist. fol syrup tierlist

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he takes sugar pills

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i need my sugar pills for my bum handle