Why do spiders keep doing this, why do they just stay still WHAT ARE THEY DOING
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to be fair, if there were like massive giants with advanced mental capacity who could observe us in the same way we do spiders, they would probably think the same thing.
you’re probably pretty still right now 
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I am typing on my keyboard. There’s motion, but with them, they’re just standing there
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i mean they might be moving their little spider fingerd and you cant see
Maybe they were recharging their batteries? Why not sleep on their web?
Or is this the old times classic of waiting for something to bump into you so you can eat them
Conrad Adiart
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Word Match 5: Femboy Christmas in July
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Is what I’d call my wordmatch if I were running one and it were july
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hhhgregg panaosic blue ray 29 dollars
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also seems like a not awful plan to just freeze in place when you can sense some sort of fucking meat monolith in front of you
AGREED
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now if we’re on the topic of jerryterry,
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the boys are back in town (to kill you) is one of the funniest shitposts ever. kiss me (kill me) is fucking terrifying
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WHO UP GOURDING THEY COP
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What’s kiss me kill me
the Sequel to The Boys Are Back In Town (To Kill You)
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i read the squeakuel some fucking how
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