Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

unfortunately he is suffering from a strong case of Going to College and Being Like 5 Hours Away From Seattle

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like obviously an Ms world series victory will be super meaningful for me. I root for them because they represent something powerful for me, related to my general love for the sea. but also the reactions will be so fucking funny

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its away for the Ms

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ME WHEN IM RIGER SZIMODIS

god i’m fucked wasted what am i doing here

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Roger Szimodis, truly one of the Guys Of All Time

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names a baseball team then just fucking. goes missing for 40 years. and then it turns out he literally just moved to pennsylvania

>name an mlb team
>win season tickets as prize
>disappear for 50+ years
>refuse to elaborate

insulting the greatest comedy act to roam the earth for one

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other then that you’re repeating the same links over and over

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secretly i’m hoping we get to Tungsten Arm Shohei Ohtani in the WS. like look i love Ohtani but i think Tungsten Arming him is unreasoanbly funny

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we created the greatest baseball player of all time and also half of what he does ends up not mattering

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look

i get why they made the translator the fall guy we gotta witness greatness

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ah. baseball knowledge stops there. currently it ~all comes from random conversations where people talk about the mariners in passing

surely you also know of Shohei Ohtani

ici do you prefer the 50/50 season or the 40/70

well yeah. I also get baseball knowledge from reddit posts on basketball subs where people talk about baseball. hes also just everywhere

we will turn you into a mariners fan god willing

like for how he’s going to turn out this season or what

which is more impressive to you