Do you know what I am? Do you know what I have given up to bring you here today? I was outcast from my coven for crimes against humanity. I would be called a heretic if it was known that I had brought you here.
…I would absolutely play the game of life with you if there was a reliable way to do that online.
YOUR HEART CONTAINS MORE EVIL THAN I THOUGHT!!!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, FOR ONLY SOMEONE WITH ENOUGH MALICE TO ANNIHILATE A VILLAGE COULD SUMMON A DEMON OF MY CALIBER
…Well now I absolutely have to join the scumteam somehow.
I WOULD SAY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, AS IT CONTRADICTS RULE 1.
BUT I MYSELF CAN CONTRADICT RULE 4!
THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT AND THE ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY WILL NOT BE ERADICATED SEPTEMBER 5, 2353 AS A RESULT OF IT’S OWN HUBRIS!
SO THERE IT IS, A DIRECT LIE IN YOUR ROLE CARD! WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER RULES OF REALITY WILL BE BENT?!?!?!?!?!!
The Lacrimosa (Latin for " weeping/tearful "), also a name that derives from Our Lady of Sorrows, a title given to The Virgin Mary, is part of the Dies Irae sequence in the Roman Catholic Requiem Mass. Its text comes from the Latin 18th and 19th stanzas of the sequence.
Is this message religiously encoded?
That might be my mistake. I’ve always interpreted “conversion” to mean the “turning of someone else’s alignment”, rather than just encapsulating flat alignment change, but that might be my bad.
FOOL! IT IS CLEARLY A REFERENCE TO THE GREAT BARD MOZART’S LACRIMOSA!!! A SONG BY A MAN RENOWNED AMONG THE DEMONREALM FOR ARMING PRETENTIOUS 16 YEAR OLDS WITH THE ABILITY TO SAY THEY ONLY LISTEN TO “REAL MUSIC” AND ACT LIKE IT MAKES THEM INTELLIGENT! TRULLY HORRIBLE!!!
I’m afraid I never got into listening to Mozart’s music so I wouldn’t personally be familiar with many of his works. So the morality in hell seems to be inverted from what it is on Earth, if he’s regarded highly for causing such terrible behaviour to occur… intriguing. Do you get a lot of musicians down there?
Do you get a lot of musicians down there?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA… WE DEMONS ARE SALIVATING THE DAY THE BARD KNOWN AS “JUSTIN BIEBER” SLIPS OUT OF THE HUMAN REALM AND REACHES OUR SLIMY GRASP !!!
I would call that response extremely inappropriate and out of line, but I actually think that just makes you demons all average Justin Bieber fans.
ALSO MY OTHER CONDITION IS THAT I GET TO MAKE THE ROLECARD FOR THE FAKE ROLE EVENT… AFTER THAT (AND THE TOUCHING OF GRASS) ILL JUST TELL YOU EVERYTHING I JUST REALLY WANNA MAKE THE ROLE FOR THE ROLE EVENT LOL
I’m inclined to just immediately agree given that I haven’t seen the event in question yet. Is it an upcoming event?
Yep, I see it. Feel free.
just to clarify
you may discuss the event here
we count this as a hydra chat
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SirDerpsAlot
You are SirDerpsAlot, Town CHLOAT. There are 3 constants in life. Death, Taxes, and SirDerpsAlot vigging Chloe. Killing her is your bread (get it?) and butter. So what is a more fitting role for SirDerpsAlot than to give him a full warchest of ways to ensure she is toast.
Peanut Butter Jar (Passive) - You can only target Chloe. No, not the user Chloe. Like the player Chloe. Of the FreakinB Variety. Why? because fuck you chloe that’s why lol rekt.
Potatoe (Night): Choose one of the following. You may not choose an action again until all other actions have been chosen an equal number of times.
- Ol’ Reliable : Shoot Chloe, killing her.
- Moldy bread : Poison Chloe, killing her at the end of the day if she is not healed
- Mafoa : Kill Chloe immediately if she makes a spelling error the next day. Guarunteed (Not mechanically she just cannot fucking spell)
- MY BOY : katze will post a picture of Sensei in the thread. If Chloe likes the post, she dies instantly. If she doesn’t like the post she is permanantly banned becuase who the fuck wouldn’t like Sensei???
You win the game when the Mafia and all other threats to the Town have been eliminated.
I SEE YOU POSTING BUT NOT ENOUGH EVIL!!! POSTING… SOMEONE NEEDS TO TOUCH GRASS MA(NGOES)GNUS!!!
