Fortress Plays Imps - 10000, Gnomes - 100, Dragons - 0 (Game Over (for now))

new phone who dis

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You’re certain you saw a gnome and some tall, narrow, arrowlike things over in that part of the chamber when you first entered, but they’re gone now. Return to exploring the chamber.

The Explosives

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If you are free to explore the chamber, you may investigate the:

  • old gnome in rocker :white_check_mark:
  • big machine in center :white_check_mark:
  • small boxes at right
  • big rockets at right :white_check_mark:
  • small rockets at left :white_check_mark:
  • hole in floor
  • door at back

2022-01-31T09:45:00Z Decision Deadline.

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/small boxes at right @Osieorb18

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Two small, very heavy boxes lie on the floor at one side of the chamber. They have WARNING - DANGER signs all over them in gnomish. When the old gnome in the rocker sees you inspecting them, he says, “I wouldn’t touch that if I were you.”

If you’re willing to ignore the gnome, turn to the Gnomish Machinery Figure-Out Chart. However, if you’re going to take the gnome’s advice, return to exploring the chamber.

2022-01-31T14:00:00Z Decision Deadline.

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/ignore the gnome

#yolo

@Osieorb18

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Trying to get to C.

Die Result: 2 → A

Would you like to continue?

2022-01-31T11:15:00Z Decision Deadline.

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/continue @Osieorb18

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Die Result: 5 → B

Would you like to continue?

2022-01-31T11:15:00Z Decision Deadline.

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/continue @Osieorb18

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Die Result: 11 → K

Your armor malfunctions and you fail to strike successfully in your next two combat turns.

Continue?

2022-01-31T11:30:00Z Decision Deadline.

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/continue

@Osieorb18

Die Result: 6 → C

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You finally figure out just what is in the boxes and what it is used for. But in the process, some of the stuff explodes, doing 5 points of damage to your armor.

You may send the explosives to the storeroom to be kept for the final battle, in which they will add 3 points to your offense. For now, return to the Explosives chamber.

Rye Character Bookmark

Rye, the Baker

10/10 HP

0/30 possible other HP

35/40 Armor HP

Unarmored Strike: 1 dmg on 3 or less
Armored Strike: 5 4, then 7 6, then 10 9 dmg on 8 or less

Personal Weapons Dmg #
Blah #

Other Objects Carried:

The Explosives

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If you are free to explore the chamber, you may investigate the:

  • old gnome in rocker :white_check_mark:
  • big machine in center :white_check_mark:
  • small boxes at right :white_check_mark:
  • big rockets at right :white_check_mark:
  • small rockets at left :white_check_mark:
  • hole in floor
  • door at back

2022-01-31T14:30:00Z Decision Deadline.

Stepping off for now.

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/examine floor hole @Osieorb18

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/send explosives @osieorb18

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Finally a nugget in this pile of CRAP

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Heard.

130C

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106G - DRACONIAN BOOKMARK

Before anything else happens to you in this chamber, you find yourself facing a draconian fighter of unusual size and obvious strength. It must be a scout for the advancing dragon army.

However, the creature is sound asleep by a strange volcanic vent that is oozing a green mist. You could check out the creature, or just leave, positive that the gnomes can handle a sleeping monster.

2022-01-31T23:00:00Z Decision Deadline.

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Hmm?
Will we just be knocked out by the green mist if we go closer to the scout?

/check out the creature @Osieorb18

death speedrun any%

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For Science !!!

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As you near the sleeping draconian, a bit of the green mist wafts up into your face. Roll the die.

Die Result: 10

66B

The mist strikes you and you fall from the effects. The gnomes around you try to revive you, but it is an impossible task. A wise philosopher of the gnomes says that it takes a princess to wake you. If you’ve met one on your journey through the mountain, the gnomes fetch her, and the spell of the gas is negated; return to your quest. Otherwise, you sleep for centuries in the hidden passages of Mount Nevermind.

Restart? (I think we’ll call it the last restart for a while; if we die again I’ll take a break before starting this up once more.)

2022-02-01T04:45:00Z Decision Deadline.

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