King of the Castle 2: Litten is King: Game Thread (GAME CANNED)

Chancellor: With all due respect, sir, this is the Noble Council! Have some dignity!

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I vote option A! I think this will benefit everyone besidies the Barons, who notably cannot read.

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VOTE: Option A

Litten whispers to his honor guard who scratched their head before whispering back

Augustin turns to Ash, head tilted in faux ambivalence. He flourishes with his hand.

“Just because his majesty has used his funds unwisely in the past does not mean he is incapable of change, your lordship. Especially with a few educational opportunities.”

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“That was a gladiator match - it’s expected that people bet on the outcome. Most of the treasury I cannot touch without approval by the council. It’s expected that there are going to times when we need to spend money to avoid a disaster, or times when we need to spend money in order to improve the quality of life - which council has the say in.”

“I don’t know the broader impacts of the printing press, but I do know that we should be focusing on the majority of people. The majority of the people have to face:

Plague of rats

Eight Chapter
Probably other expensive problems

And, the council often has to vote on constructions of certain public works, such as the

Building an observatory

Which are all vastly important of the functioning of our kingdom. The quality of life we the council provide is fixing problems and agreeing to cooperate on building public works - which we cannot do without access to adequate funds, and just because I spent unwisely money one time as a celebration, doesn’t mean that there aren’t some pressing (get punned) concerns we
will have to deal with”

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Augustin tilts his chin up and sneers.

“Of course you’re right, Countess… if it’s your ladyship’s handwriting we’re discussing. If so, I humbly believe the entire court to be illiterate.”

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“Though, I must admit, making the printing press public may allow certain nobles to finally arrive on times to events instead of “forgetting” if we were to print times we are meeting and posting them somewhere.”

(it was the only link i didnt check beforehand)

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Blood makes… troubling ink. Despite this, I manage.

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Augustin bows to the king.

“If I may speak, your majesty?”

“You may, you don’t need to ask for permission to speak during a council meeting. I am here simply to supervise and offer my (unsolicited) opinion on the matters brought up here.”

“I am quite wise to the stir that such an invention would cause were it to be made public. Not to mention the resource costs of getting all of the parchment to print on”

“Also, the commoners are illiterate. Why would they ever buy one of these anyway?”

VOTE: Option C

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Augustin flourishes and performs a sitting bow.

“Of course. Your majesty may, naturally, purchase a license from himself for no cost.”

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(THE CITED SOURCES?)

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(The HONOR GUARD READS POEMS AND BARELT FIGHTS I PUT HIM TO USE BEFORE THE MEETING)

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“I don’t have the time to operate a printing business, though I have a royal library filled with some books that I think would be good to print…

most notably the previous queens diary (said in a voice so small no one can hear it)

and books that document our rich history”

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(Me and squirell were actually talking about books prior to this, which I’m going to use as justification for my honor guard knowing this stuff because obviously if I was talking about books I know the future subjects and would be prepared)

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Good mornimg!

“…”

Ms. Krueger seems to be… ‘deep in thought’, before hearing of the King’s book idea. “I have… a lot of hand-written books I’d like to be better preserved…”

VOTE: Option A

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