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#24853

if i got asked whether to get 20 million dollars instantly or one dollar per day for the rest of my life i’d pick the latter. it’s called passive income

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#24854

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa losing memories in what way / what kind of memories

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#24855

how can you know if you start losing memories if youve lost your memories, checkmate atheist

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#24856

you cant die but it doesnt say anything about dementia

#24857

as in “i saw my paternal grandfather die from complications due to severe dementia and i would rather die than experience that”

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#24858

How is it not how it works? If you have 20 additional years added to your lifespan, that is 20 years that you will not be close-to-death terminally ill for

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#24859

the dollar’s gonna crash any second now and that’ll mean the dollar is worth way more

#24860

get ready to learn tithonus buddy

#24861

you dont know that for certain
what if you end up being permanently trapped on the edge of dying of cancer. like deadpool

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#24862

why not
you can be close-to-death and then just not die

#24863

or well not permanently just for 20 years. what if you became deadpool for 20 years

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#24864

also you could just not die but be in a vegetative state

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#24865

what if you became ryan reynolds

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#24866

yeah youre really disciplined, you gotta learn not to take the instant gratification in life

#24867

they should abolish the dollar quicker trading livestock is much fun i want to take care of animals and farm to buy stuff

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#24868

we should rank these

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#24869

Okay but we’re not applying fucking genie logic to the rest of these wishes now are we. We’re not saying “oh the resurrect one person wish creates a zombie”, we’re not saying “the British monarchy is overthrown by an evil dictatorship that’s worse”, they’re being taken in good faith here, the chances of trapped-on-the-edge-of-death are no greater than a normal lifespan

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#24870

okay but i know for a fact that being trapped on the edge of death for years is possible and it happened to both of my grandfathers before they died. so, like.

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#24871

it’s not that unrealistic

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#24872

It’s possible but it’s not going to be >rand likely to happen is my point. If that happens to you with this deal it was likely already going to happen in my mind

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