Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

way more of you wear watches than i would have expected

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my vague understanding is that most people my age don’t wear watches because why wear watches when you can just check your smartphone, but I didn’t get a smartphone until I graduated high school at which point I was already in the habit of wearing a watch (I had a flip phone before that but didn’t really use it much)

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my watch is called my brain I have an impeccable sense of time (lie)

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My watch brings me comfort and i feel naked without it

The strap is also a good fidget, and i can sneakily check the time without being rude

(Also it just looks cool)

I love my watch tbh

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yeah that sounds accurate

i told one of the office people
and she was like “yeah ill tell admin lmao”
… yeah that’s it

nothing actually happened, I think

both with the admins and with the guy

Warren v. District of Columbia [1] (444 A.2d. 1, D.C. Ct. of Ap. 1981) is a District of Columbia Court of Appeals case that held that the police do not owe a specific duty to provide police services to specific citizens based on the public duty doctrine.

Cops legally don’t have to protect you! Really makes you wonder what we give them billions of dollars for

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omg this reminds me of my conversation with atlas about cops

There are a LOT more sketchy laws lmao

Qualified Immunity is one of them

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what

my god

There are at least 2 SCOTUS cases that affirm this, and more in other federal districts. An elementary school teacher and babysitter are more legally obligated to protect a minor than a cop is. I think they’re even criminally liable if they don’t attempt to intervene when a child (in their care) is in danger unless a court finds it was too dangerous for them to do so.

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wtf

i knew the police were useless except as a concept but
cmon
cmon
cmon

They don’t even have to enforce a restraining order : )
(Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales)

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