The Picture of Dorian Gray FM - Day 4 (7/13) - Mafia Wins

Silence pissboy

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Hazzy I’m having trouble stopping shocking myself with my phone charger even though google said I shouldnt

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Was it now

No comment on anything Derps said in the past several hours?

I’m not a child. It said it’s dangerous for children. Maybe it’s fine for me

This is the post of all time. Thankyou May

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Why would I comment on what my own slot did? That’s literally the least relevant material in the game to me. I know my own alignment already. It’s solved. What do you want me to do?

If it were later in the game I might pick up Derps’ reads because they come from a confirmed villager but it’s literally D1 so I kind of don’t care. I don’t really care

I’ve decided I hard wolfread Memekingpizza. Memekingpizza is lockwolf. I will not be changing my mind
VOTE: Memekingpizza

…May I’m going to ask you straight up. Why did Derps push as hard as they did today during the argument?

Why do you think I can answer that question?

Because you’re now that slot, and therefore know exactly what alignment and role you are.

You’re experiencing some kind of deep logical failing here. Do you think I get to skim over a script when I enter this game? I have exactly as much information on the inner workings of Derps’ mind as you do. Nobody has acted yet, there’s literally no way for it to be mechanical information I’d know. I can’t explain anything with a green rolecard. Stop asking me impossible questions

I… am not to sure about this message.

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Your chances to understand what Derps was thinking are dead and gone and buried. Accept it

Gonna be completely honest

Admittedly, you came in with votes on you and that tends to shove energy in the direction of getting things done regardless of alignment.

But your avoidance of the entire argument is pinging me greatly. As is your full steam ahead manner, given that while you have votes on you it IS only the first 24 hours, not the last 5. You could easily take your time and say “fuck you” to anyone trying to hurry you but you seem to be in a hurry of your own accord.

I didn’t comment on the argument because it seemed both unpleasant and NAI! I didn’t want to continue it, I didn’t think it was productive, what do you want from me? You want me to keep fighting you? I don’t want to keep fighting you! It’s not my business what Derps got up to before I came in here, it doesn’t matter to me, I don’t care

I’m always in a hurry when I’m playing mafia because I’m running against hte clock of “getting bored and going to do something else”, and also having to compress 48 hours’ worth of gameplay (because I think Derps was not very legible tbh) into 24 still means I gotta go at 2x speed. And I really, really don’t like getting executed

The constant complaints that the game is “boring” feel forced. We’ve certainly had things happen here in the past while, and the beginning had your slot making quite a few moves if no one else.

Not to sound like I’m only focused on my own end, but I find it odd that I interacted with your slot the most today, but reading that back AND knowing your slots alignment generated nothing.

When people are in unpleasant interactions all I generally get from it is “that was unpleasant”